What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 08:12

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Dr No
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Octopussy
Diamonds Are Forever
Live and Let Die
What were your fantasies when you reached puberty?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-All the bad guys are black.
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Moonraker
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-J W Pepper
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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Goldfinger
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Why do some people enjoy being dominated?
-”Ah so!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
You Only Live Twice
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A View to a Kill
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.